i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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