Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Two words: blizzard sex
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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