she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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