Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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