drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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