so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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