dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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