And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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