I hate your face
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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