You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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