What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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