She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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