When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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