I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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