imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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