drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Green mimosas i think yes
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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