You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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