Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
