am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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