just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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