Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Found your dick twin last night
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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