So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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