Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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