Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize