Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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