yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm experimenting with sincerity
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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