Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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