I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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