jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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