Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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