I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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