i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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