We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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