Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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