Non-Jews are for practice
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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