Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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