in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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