it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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