Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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