you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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