I cockslap morals
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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