we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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