the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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