Quick, to the slutcave!
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Couch. On fire.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
