I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
