i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I am naked and annoyed.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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