dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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