hell yes lets make some ravioli
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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