If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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