If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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