Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I don't think brook has ever known best
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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