You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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